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Post by 0v3rz34l0u5 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 5:38 pm

Is there a jokes thread?

Why are a cow’s feet called hooves?

Because they lactose.

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Re: Jokes

Post by Stujb » Sun Jul 09, 2017 7:44 pm

No there isn't, you should start one with a joke....
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Post by 0v3rz34l0u5 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:11 pm

What time is my dentist appointment? Tooth hurt-y.
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Re: Jokes

Post by warlock359205 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:15 pm

0v3rz34l0u5 , don't give up your day job lol
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Post by 0v3rz34l0u5 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:37 pm

My jokes are amazing. I could do standup! 😜
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Re: Jokes

Post by Stujb » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:39 pm

I suggest you do sit down and STFU
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Post by 0v3rz34l0u5 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:49 pm

Might be a little harsh!
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Post by alex4germany » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:58 pm

What is pink and retarded?
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Re: Jokes

Post by 0v3rz34l0u5 » Sun Jul 09, 2017 10:05 pm

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
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Re: Jokes

Post by HonorOfDuty » Mon Jul 10, 2017 2:20 pm

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?











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So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
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