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That moment when....

Post by DarkDeamon » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:20 pm

Flatmate was out, I had the tunes turned up while fixing the servers after the NWI cockwombles fucked things up & I'm singing along to some of the tracks while partaking of several rather large vodkas.

Developed a pressing need to do a download & as the acoustics aren't good in my bathroom and the sound quite muffled from my bedroom, I fired up the playlist on my phone and stuck my headphones on before going about my business on the loo.

Part way through the evacuation, Queens 'I want to break free' came up on the playlist so I sing along managing to add some door rattling farts as 'punctuation' at the end of each phrase.

The track finished as did my prolapse, I hosed everything down and staggered out of the bathroom feeling quite weak at the knees only to find my flatmate, one of his girlfriends, and two of his friends had come back from the bar and caught most of my loo rendition!

As I was being introduced to the two friends, one commented 'not bad singing, but there was a bit of a bum note in there once or twice'. That set me laughing and farting and I had to excuse myself and stagger back to my room, where I'm now sat with the windows open to clear the air a bit!!
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Re: That moment when....

Post by Hawkeye » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:29 pm

Sounds like you should stick to the corn flakes.
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Re: That moment when....

Post by Hairy_Frog » Thu Feb 09, 2017 6:33 am

Not sure, corn flakes may give a crunchy low end :lol2:
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Re: That moment when....

Post by DarkDeamon » Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:33 am

The diet here tends to be very meat rich with any veg pickled to the point where I normally only cook vegetarian meals for myself back in the apartment to try balance my diet a little.

Has some strange and unwanted side effects and is probably the reason that no one wants to share an office with me!!
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